The Book of Debauchery

Book I

Written by Brent "Captain Poot" Graef...
Club Historian and one good ol' boy!

1:1 - And in the beginning were the Huns. And they were famous for all manner of debauchery.

2:1 - And in the early days were the Huns prone to drink many beers at the Sanctuary called Nasty's. And also did they partake of Spirits, and other various and sundry stimuli for the soul.
2:2 - And the Huns were an uncouth lot. Many were the time the young co-eds were taken into the lair of one or more of the Huns, and ceremoniously de-flowered.
2:3 - And the women were easy. And the Huns were happy.
2:4 - And thus it is written.

3:1 - And yea, verily I say unto you there were many wild acts of wanton debauchery in these early days.
3:2 - There were many bachelor parties at the Sanctuary Nasty's, inasmuch as the strippers were barren of clothes. And their bosoms and loins were free for all to see, and partake of the bounties therein.
3:3 - And the doors of the Sanctuary Nasty's were locked. And the bountiful fruit was ceremoniously partaken of. And some of this has been captured on film, for lo, I speak truelly.

4:1 - And many were the acts of debauchery of the days of yore.
4:2 - And few are the Huns that remember.
4:3 - For yea, verily I say unto you that the faces of the Huns are abounding with youth, and only the grey and grizzled can even recall this era.
4:4 - Yea, verily I say unto you that these were the times that most of the Huns, save a few of the Elders, were still in diapers, or yea, even merely a dirty thought, and not yet spawned.

5:1 - And verily I will skip over most of the stories of the early debauchery, for there are few yet who remember even the names of these early warriors. And for these, the stories are brazened into their memories, and they shall never forget.
5:2 - And much was the flesh that was shown, and much was the fruit partaken thereof.

6:1 - And the Huns ran Rampant among the co-eds. And there were those among the early Huns that said, Behold! What is needed here are some easy women to follow us around, and worship the ground we walk on, and the swords we wield in our pants!
6:2 - And verily it was so. And these women were known as "Hun-Honeys", or "Muffins". And they made the Huns proud.
6:3 - And the Muffins were happy to please the Huns, whether it be in the back seats of cars, or in their beds, or on the grass. Yea verily I say unto you there were even those among the Muffins who gave unto the Huns the fruits of their loins on the property of the Sanctuary Nasty's.. in the back room, on the bar, yea even on the pool table.
6:4 - And one of these Muffins, after having had most of the Huns, ensnared the one of the leaders of debauchery and led him to the Altar to end the days of lust.

7:1 - And this particular Hun is known to several. And such were the acts of his Debauchery that those who read these words know exactly of whom I speak. For this Hun was a master.
7:2 - For he would meet with one of the Muffins on a regular basis after she got home from her dates. And verily would he ravish her naked body in ways that most of us only read about. And his sword became brown on many an occasion. Also did it become red. And yea always was it swallowed. But always was he smiling.
7:3 - Yea even after he went to the Altar did he continue the ways of the Huns. And lo, even though he is no longer in the state, I deem it necessary to share a few memories of this particular Hun, for he was an early leader in the ways of the Huns.
7:4 - And lo did he ravish his secretary. And yea even many of the women of his company. And even customers who were women. And in the days before his sacrifice did he share the fruits of his bounty with his Huns Brethren. And even after he walked to the Altar. For yea, they were his Brethren, and lo the fruits must be shared.
7:5 - Thus it is written.

8:1 - And yea, he is loved and cherished by us all.

The Book of Debauchery
Book II

1:1 - And there came from the northern lands, the Master of Debauchery, himself.
1:2 - He came from the Northeast, and his name is spoken with great reverence, for he is the Master.
1:3 - And he has been revered by all for his wanton acts, for he has done things that only are spoken of in the highest of regard by all living Huns.

2:1 - For when he came amongst the Huns, he had no place to live. And yea, verily did he park his carcass, with the tattoo on his ass, on the couch of several of the Huns.
2:2 - And yea, verily, it became known that he was a pretty good player, and amongst the best at partying and chasing women.
2:3 - And yea did he buy a burger joint. And verily did he and his partner partake of the fruits of many a waitress. Yea and also did they partake of many of the customers. And yea even many of the co-eds at the Sanctuary Nasty's.
2:4 - And lo are the exploits of the Master written in stone. And also are they talked about at many a party, and storytelling session.

3:1 - And yea in the days of yore did the Master take upon him the task of inviting a young lady of color to join the Huns in their trek to a tournament. And after many moments of talking, and also many cold beers, and various and sundry pleasantries, did the young lady and her friends succumb to the request.
3:2 - And the young lady of color was ravished many times. And the Master woke up in the back seat of the car with her hand on his sword.
3:3 - Verily I speak the truth. For yea, It is written.

4:1 - And lo did the Master continue his ways, for they were ingrained into his soul.
4:2 - And yea did he meet a married woman. And yea did he ravish her in every imaginable way.
4:3 - And yea did he make one fatal mistake in telling her if she would leave her husband, he would make the Great Sacrifice, and be walked to the Altar.
4:4 - And thus did she call his bluff. And yea did he take his walk.

5:1 - And yea did we all fear we had seen the last of the Master.
5:2 - But lo and behold did we walk into the Sanctuary Nasty's one evening to see him standing at the bar, with his drawers around his feet, with his sword out for all to see.
5:3 - And yea did he even invite all young co-eds to feel with their hands his particular feature at the hilt of his sword which made him stand out from all the rest.
5:4 - For lo was he thrice blessed.
5:5 - And many were the hand that felt the hilt of his sword.
5:6 - And much was the fruit that was taken.

6:1 - And the burger joint was sold. And did the Master move on to another line of work. And yea does he show his face from time to time.
6:2 - And yea, verily I say unto you, does he still show the hilt of his sword, for any and all to see.
6:3 - And yea, does he still partake of the bountiful fruits.

7:1 - For he is the Master of Debauchery.
7:2 - And thus is it written.

The Book of Debauchery
Book III

1:1 - And it came to pass that many were the act of Debauchery that were performed by the Huns.
1:2 - And it came to pass that one Warrior moved to town from a land far away. And he was known for his debaucherous ways, and his conquests of women.
1:3 - And yea was it known that he had ravished many a maiden, and shared the fruits with his friends.
1:4 - And yea in the first several years in the Sport, did he have conquest of a woman either before or after each game. And it was not his date. And yea, verily did he have success in planting his sword, each time but thrice. Yea is it written.
1:5 - and yea, verily I say unto you that his success was questioned by some of the younger Brethren.
1:6 - And he was put to the test.

2:1 - And lo did the Huns travel to the east, to the city of the foul air. And lo was there a tournament.
2:2 - And lo was it a spectacle of abhorations.
2:3 - For lo did the Warrior join with another of the Princes of Debauchery, who has already been spoken of. And lo did they also travel with another whose acts of Debauchery are known throughout the land. For lo does he carry leg-burns on his forehead, where once there was hair.

3:1 - And lo did these Huns travel to meet their Brethren. And the hotel room was shared by many. And lo after the tournament was there a small party in the room.
3:2 - Yea, verily I say unto you, there were several of the new members of the Horde, who were wont to see the definition of Debauchery in action.
3:3 - And lo were there two women who were lured back to the room. And yea did one of them take the challenge to play quarters.
3:4 - And verily was the challenge greatened when the stakes were raised to play for clothes.

4:1 - And lo were there four players of the game.. the Warrior, he with the Leg-Burns (also known as the Chemist), and the Rookie.
4:2 - And the quarters were bounced,
4:3 - And the beer was drunk,
4:4 - And the clothes were dropped.

5:1 - And the new members of the Horde who were not playing the game were observing from a distance.
5:2 - And behold, they could not believe what they were seeing.
5:3 - And yea were they mightily impressed, when the young lady's bosoms were freed for all to see.

6:1 - And the games were moved to a more private place..the bathroom.
6:2 - And all the clothes were shed.
6:3 - And more beer was drunk,
6:4 - And there were all manner of gymnastic and stretching exercises to be performed by the loser of the bouncing quarter.
6:5 - And yea, was it generally the maiden.
6:6 - And when she did jumping-jacks did her bosoms have the resemblance of firm jello. And when she stood on her head..... sigh.

7:1 - And yea, verily I say unto you, the games were moved to the main room of the hotel.
7:2 - And the maiden expressed an interest in the Rookie, even though his sword was the smallest.
7:3 - And yea, verily did the Rookie make a major error, by passing out on the chair. One must know one's limits.
7:4 - And lo did he miss out on any opportunity to partake of the bounties therein.

8:1 - And verily do I say unto you, that the Warrior and the Chemist did seize the moment, as true veterans of Huns Debauchery.
8:2 - And yea, did they partake of the bounties therein.
8:3 - And yea, were the rookies vastly impressed at the cunning and abilities of the two Veterans.
8:4 - And yea were their swords dipped many times. And also were they swallowed. And verily did they spew forth the elixar of their labors, for the maiden to savor.

9:1 - And thus was a legend born.

10:1- So shall it be written.

Last Modified: 10/16/03