Stefan Abrutat 5'10" 208 lbs. 1969-03-01 Nickname: Puddin Positions: Flanker; Number 8 Experience: Scarborough RFC (1977-1995); Cardiff University FRC (1992-1995); Huns (2004-2008) Occupation: Carpenter Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Builder's™ Vanilla Almond Favorite Food: Sucky English Food

Jesse Adams 6'2" 270 lbs. 1981-02-04 Nickname: Position: Prop Experience: Angelo State (2002-2006); Huns (2008-present) Occupation: U.S. History Teacher Favorite Osmond: Marie. Why won't Donny get out of her life so she can sing with me? Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® Energy Gel Razz

Uzonna Agomuo 6'0" 210 lbs. 1983-05-12 Nickname: Position: Experience: Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Donny and Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Chocolate Chip

Andrew Alvarez 5'10" 185 lbs. 1978-04-27 Nickname: Homewrecker Positions: Openside Flanker; Fly-half; Wing; Center; Fullback Experience: Huns 7s (2002-2006); Huns (2002-present); El Azul 7s (2007-present); Valladolid Quesos RFC (June 4 2005) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Gotta be Donny Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Black Cherry Almond Favorite Food: Ribs from County Line BBQ Interesting Fact: Dances like a white guy. Interesting Fact: He actually managed to take the "panic" out of "Hispanic".

Anthony Arnold 6'2" 200 lbs. 1979-11-09 Nickname: Positions: Number 8; Wing; Fullback Experience: Victoria Kronks (2000-2005); Huns (2007-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Kid Organic Twisted Fruit™ Pineapple Interesting Fact: There are two kinds of people in his up-tight world: his victims and his women. And sometimes you can't tell them apart.

Chris Arnold 6'2" 280 lbs. 1982-12-08 Nickname: Position: Experience: Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Office Manager/Designer Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® Recovery Drink Mango Orange

Patrick Avila 5'6" 150 lbs. 1986-03-31 Nickname: Position: Experience: Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Builder's™ Chocolate Mint

Joe Bailey 6'2" 280 lbs. 1973-02-11 Nickname: Position: Lock Experience: Schweinfurt (1992-1994); Huns (2007-present) Occupation: Planner/Buyer Favorite Osmond: Donny and Marie Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar White Choc Macadamia

John Banks 5'8" 185 lbs. 1954-04-02 Nickname: Silverback Position: Flanker Experience: Syracuse University (1973-1977); Boca Raton (1977-1979); St. John's University (1979-1980); Huns (1980-1998); Silverbacks (1998-present); Huns (2005-2009) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Nectar® Cherry/Pomegranate

Mark Becker 5'10" 260 lbs. 1968-09-21 Nickname: Mark the Cop Position: Prop Experience: Huns (2001-2004); Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Contractor Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® BLOKS™ Chews Lemon Lime

Stephen Bell 6'5" 230 lbs. 1966-03-12 Nickname: Horse Position: Lock Experience: Texas Tech (1985-1991); Our Gang (1985); Huns (1996-2005) Occupation: Software Testing Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Peanut Toffee Buzz Favorite Food: Lutefisk Favorite superhero or supervillain: Thor Interesting Fact: Steve is called "Horse" because he is addicted to heroin.

Jay Benner 6'3" 260 lbs. 1972-10-17 Nicknames: Quarter-Ton of Sexy; Sloth Position: Lock Experience: OPSB (1999-2002); Blackjacks (2002-2006); Huns (2007-present) Occupation: Computer Networking Favorite Osmond: It used to be Marie, but then I was like "Hey, there's a Jay?" Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Crunchy Peanut Btr

Max Bennett 6'2" 200 lbs. 1987-05-26 Nickname: Position: Lock Experience: Pepperdine University (2005-2009); Huns (2010-present) Occupation: Sales Rep Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® BLOKS™ Chews Cran-Razz

Ed Benson 1973-06-13 Nickname: Positions: Hooker; Flanker Experience: Huns (1995-2003); UT Grad Rugby (2003-2006); Huns (2006-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Wayne Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Chocolate Brownie Looks kinda like: This drunk guy Looks kinda like: This kitty

Alex Bickford 5'6" 150 lbs. 1986-09-10 Nickname: Position: Experience: Stavanger RFC (2003-2005); 2SCR RFC (2006-2007); Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Soldier Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar White Choc Macadamia

Thomas Blair 5'9" 178 lbs. 1989-03-25 Nickname: Position: Experience: Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Soldier Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® Energy Gel Mango

Jack Bloom 5'9" 225 lbs. 1961-06-15 Nickname: Battle Troll Positions: Loosehead Prop; Flanker Experience: Oshkosh Rugby Club - Wisconsin (1979-1980); Huns (1981-present) Occupation: Business Owner Favorite Osmond: Marie Credo: 1 pint = 13.2 ounces. Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Crunchy Peanut Btr Favorite Food: free tuna fish sandwich Interesting Fact: His sphincter can turn coal into diamonds.

Stephen Boon 5'8" 165 lbs. 1981-08-26 Nickname: Boonie Positions: Wing; Center; Fullback Experience: Huns (2006-present) Occupation: Insurance Implementation Specialist Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Mojo™ Honey Roasted Peanut

James Brittain 6'0" 200 lbs. 1987-08-22 Nicknames: JJ; Kid Dy-no-mite Position: Flanker Experience: Angelo State (2005-present); Huns 7s (2006); Huns (2006) Occupation: Student Favorite Osmond: Donny's Dolphin Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Mojo™ Mountain Mix

Chris Bugge 1946-08-02 Nickname: Position: Experience: Occupation: Landlord Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® BLOKS™ Chews Strawberry

Chris Burns 6'0" 175 lbs. 1986-08-20 Nickname: Position: Experience: Huns (2010-present) Occupation: Tech Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® Energy Gel Vanilla

Eric Burns 5'10" 200 lbs. 1970-12-15 Nickname: Twein Positions: Hooker; Flanker; Center Experience: Huns (1996-2001); Soprano 7s (1999-2001); Huns (2007) Occupation: Business Analyst Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Kid Organic ZBaR™ Honey Graham Interesting Fact: He has tried to walk the fine line between "arresting" and "arrested", and failed.

Will Burns 6'2" 212 lbs. 1984-03-23 Nickname: Position: Center Experience: Texas State (2005-2008); Huns (2008-present) Occupation: Teacher/Student Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® Energy Gel Mango

Stan Cagle 6'3" 205 lbs. 1958-05-20 Nickname: Kegels Position: Lock Experience: El Paso (1979-1984); Denver (1984-1986); El Paso (1986-1995); Fort Bliss (1996-1997); Huns (2004-2008); El Paso (2008-2009); Huns (2009) Occupation: Merchandise Manager Favorite Osmond: 16-year-old Marie Credo: You use that funny blue stuff? Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Kid Organic ZBaR™ Chocolate Chip

Roy Calfas 6'0" 235 lbs. 1965-10-29 Nickname: Position: Lock Experience: Lonestars (2006-2007); Huns (2007-present) Occupation: Physicist Favorite Osmond: Donny and Marie Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar Toasted Nut/Cranbry

James Campbell 5'11" 200 lbs. 1987-05-06 Nickname: Position: Experience: Texas State (2006-2010); Huns (2010-present) Occupation: Student/Researcher Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Nectar® Cherry/Pomegranate

Chris Caufield 5'6" 160 lbs. 1974-03-16 Nickname: Position: Experience: Alamo City (1989-1992); El Paso (1993); Iron Horse (1994-1996); Eagle Rock (1998-2007); L A Rebellion (2008); Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Trainer Favorite Osmond: Merrill Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Kid Organic Twisted Fruit™ Grape

Jorge Chavana 5'11" 180 lbs. 1987-04-02 Nickname: Position: Experience: U. G. Mexico (2005-2008); Huns (2008-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Carrot Cake

Clayton Colwell 5'11" 190 lbs. 1964-06-17 Nickname: Positions: Loosehead Prop; Center Experience: Lonestars (2005-2007); Huns (2007-present) Occupation: Software Engineer Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Wht Choco Mac Nut

Michael Conroy Nickname: Scottish Mike Position: Experience: Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Chocolate Brownie

Scott Constable 5'11" 220 lbs. 1974-07-16 Nickname: Sac Position: Flanker Experience: RIT Roaches (1995-1997); Huns (1998-2002); Huns (2008) Occupation: Engineer Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Kid Organic ZBaR™ Apple Cinnamon

TJ Costello 5'11" 175 lbs. 1964-05-19 Nickname: The Itch Positions: Fly-half; Wing; Center; Fullback Experience: Princeton AC Rugby (1996-2002); UT Grad Rugby (2002-2005); Huns 7s (2004-2005); Huns (2005-present); El Azul 7s (2007-2008) Occupation: Out-of-box thinker/Solutions creator Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® Energy Gel Razz Interesting Fact: Has man-crush on police officers of all races.

Kevin Cotton Nickname: GUE Positions: Prop; Lock; Number 8 Experience: Huns (?-2005) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Jimmy Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Choc Chip Pnt Crunch

Carl Davies 5'8" 180 lbs. 1965-04-17 Nickname: Positions: Flanker; Scrum-half; Wing; Center; Fullback Experience: Narberth RFC (1982-1985); Salisbury RFC (1985-2005); Huns (2005-present) Occupation: IT Engineer Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® Recovery Drink French Vanilla

John Davis 6'1" 178 lbs. 1964-07-23 Nickname: JD Positions: Fly-half; Coach Experience: Mississippi State (1985-1987); JXN RFC (1987-1990); Huns (1990-2004); Huns (2004-2007) Occupation: Software Tech Favorite Osmond: Marie Credo: Tonight, for me, is chicken a la king and jazz. What will tomorrow hold? Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Carrot Cake Favorite Food: Steak, Salisbury steak Favorite superhero or supervillain: The Scarecrow Interesting Fact: Former swimsuit model.

Max Davis 5'8" 143 lbs. 1990-12-09 Nickname: Position: Experience: Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar Caramel Nut Brownie

Rudy Delgado 5'10" 205 lbs. 1981-12-30 Nickname: Position: Experience: Huns (2010-present) Occupation: House of Reps Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Kid Organic ZBaR™ Honey Graham

Michael Dennis 5'9" 210 lbs. 1973-06-23 Nickname: Old Man Position: Prop Experience: Providence (1990-1991); University of Texas (2000-2002); Cincinnati Wolfhounds (2002-2004); Austin RFC (2004-2009); Huns (2009-present) Occupation: PhD Candidate Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar Iced Oatmeal Raisin

Sam Dillon 5'6" 150 lbs. 1989-09-25 Nickname: Position: Wing Experience: Arlington Mavericks (2008-2009); Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Mojo™ Dipped Fruit and Nut

Robert Drummond 6'3" 245 lbs. 1983-06-09 Nickname: Positions: Prop; Number 8 Experience: University of Texas (2002-2004); Huns (2004-present) Occupation: Bartender/Student Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Nectar® Crnbry/Apricot/Almd Favorite song: Anything by Cher Interesting Fact: Loves Ballet.

Adam Durke 6'2" 190 lbs. 1985-07-24 Nickname: C3Poo Position: Experience: Alamo City RFC (2002-2003); Texas State (2003-2008); Huns (2008-2009) Occupation: Financial Advisor Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® Recovery Drink French Vanilla

Brennan Dutta 5'10" 195 lbs. 1985-07-05 Nickname: Data Positions: Flanker; Number 8 Experience: University of Texas (2003-2007); Huns (2007-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar Peanut Butter Cookie Interesting Fact: There's nothing American about him—except his desires.

Nick Elkins 5'7" 175 lbs. 1986-10-06 Nickname: Position: Experience: Texas State (2004-2008); Huns (2009-Present) Occupation: DOD Contractor Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® BLOKS™ Chews Orange

Matt Elverson 6'0" 190 lbs. 1986-11-25 Nickname: Position: Experience: Guilford College (2005-2009); Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Builder's™ Vanilla Almond

William Floyd 6'0" 220 lbs. 1981-08-11 Nickname: Position: Experience: Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar Dulce de Leche

Doug Forte 6'0" 225 lbs. 1969-03-30 Nickname: Fresh Position: Center Experience: Texas Tech University (1989-1991); Huns (1993-2002); Silverbacks (2004-present); Huns (2005) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Kid Organic ZBaR™ Blueberry

John Gaglio 5'8" 140 lbs. 1986-06-13 Nickname: Positions: Wing; Fullback Experience: UVA Rugby Club (2005-2008); Richmond Lions (2006-2009); Huns (2010-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Donny Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Chocolate Brownie

Keith Gallas 5'10" 188 lbs. 1972-12-08 Nickname: Positions: Scrum-half; Center Experience: Princeton Athletic Club (1991-2995); Monmouth RFC (2005-2006); Huns (2006-present) Occupation: Insurance Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Builder's™ Peanut Butter Looks kinda like: Obi-Wan Kenobi Looks kinda like: This guy

Al Garcia 5'7" 165 lbs. 1966-10-13 Nicknames: Big Gay Al; Chacho Position: Fly-half Experience: Alamo City (1988-1995); Huns (1995-1996); Tempe Old Devils (1996-1999); Huns (1999-2007) Occupation: Program Manager Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Chocolate Almd Fudge Favorite superhero or supervillain: Frito Bandito

Andrew Goeders 6'0" 220 lbs. 1976-11-23 Nickname: Position: Experience: Huns (2010-present) Occupation: Student Waiter Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Builder's™ Cookies n Cream

Richard Grabowski 6'0" 195 lbs. 1977-02-14 Nickname: Grabber Position: Lock Experience: Illinois University (1995-1999); Huns (1999-2002); Huns (2008) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® BLOKS™ Chews Orange

Doug Grosch 1986-02-24 Nickname: Position: Experience: Texas State (2005-2009); Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Student Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® BLOKS™ Chews Cola

Gary Guitierrez 5'11" 245 lbs. 1975-03-21 Nickname: Gigi Position: Flanker Experience: Huns (2002-2004); Huns (2005-2007) Occupation: PM/Estimator Favorite Osmond: Donny and teddy bear Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Cool Mint Chocolate

Ross Hageman 5'8" 220 lbs. 1978-05-23 Nickname: The 20-second Hun Positions: Flanker; Center Experience: Wyoming Rugby Club (1999-2002); Sioux City Swine (2002-2004); Huns (2007-present) Occupation: Construction Estimator / Project Manager Favorite Osmond: Marie Credo: Killing a man is one thing...loving his wife is another. Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Chocolate Chip

Keith Handley 5'8" 215 lbs. 1967-09-02 Nickname: Chud Position: Hooker Experience: Amherst College RFC (1985-2001); Huns (2001-present); Exiles (2008-present) Occupation: Computer guy Favorite Osmond: Marie Credo: You cannot run from your own bunghole. Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Apricot Favorite Food: Baby legs Favorite superhero or supervillain: The Dogpatch Ham

Chris Hanson 5'11" 185 lbs. 1978-01-24 Nickname: Hansel Positions: Flanker; Center Experience: Southwest Texas State University (2001); Huns (2006-present) Occupation: Teacher Favorite Osmond: Marie when she looks like Donny, and Donny when he looks like Zippy Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Mojo™ Dipped Fruit and Nut

Zach Hardy 6'0" 185 lbs. 1988-01-28 Nickname: Position: Experience: Stony Point HS (2008-2009); Huns (2010-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® Energy Gel Double Expresso

Josh Heller 5'11" 197 lbs. 1976-03-09 Nickname: Pork Chop Positions: Lock; Flanker; Wing; Center Experience: Huns (2004-present) Occupation: Foodslinger Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Cranberry Apple Chry Favorite Food: 500 boneless skinless chicken breasts Interesting Fact: His mother is hotter than any chick ever done by a Hun. Looks kinda like: The Primeval Guy Looks kinda like: This guy

Roy Herlocher Nicknames: Chip; Wah Position: Experience: Huns (1998-2002) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Used to be Marie, but now it's Merrill Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® BLOKS™ Chews Cola

Erik Hernandez 6'0" 190 lbs. 1980-01-02 Nickname: Hernan Position: Flanker Experience: University of Texas (2002-2003); Huns (2003-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Oatmeal Walnut Raisi Interesting Fact: Still never made it past 2nd base.

Michael Hickey 5'8" 185 lbs. 1985-06-21 Nickname: Position: Experience: Katy Youth Rugby (2002-2004); Huns (2004); University of Texas (2004-2006); Stephen F. Austin State U (2006-2008); Huns (2008-present) Occupation: Soldier Favorite Osmond: Jimmy Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Kid Organic ZBaR™ Apple Cinnamon

Crystal Hicks-Parker 5'3" None Ya lbs. Nickname: Crystal Pepsi - she's just like crystal meth, but without the cascading release of dopamine, norepinephrine, and serotonin. Position: Experience: Seattle Quake RFC (2002-2006); Eugene RFC (2006-2007); Huns (2007-present) Occupation: Massage Therapist Favorite Osmond: Jay Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Carrot Cake

Franklin Hill 5'10" 220 lbs. 1982-05-15 Nickname: Position: Experience: Texas A & M RFC (2000-2004); Fort Worth Rugby Club (2004-2009); Huns (2010-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Donny Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® Electrolyte Drink Crisp Apple

Ryan Hinojosa 5'11" 180 lbs. 1986-03-05 Nickname: Position: Experience: Huns (2010-present) Occupation: Web Designer Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Kid Organic Twisted Fruit™ Sour Apple

John Hinson 6'0" 270 lbs. 1984-09-14 Nickname: Bear Position: Prop Experience: Texas State (2004-2008); Huns (2008-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® BLOKS™ Chews Lemon Lime

Harald Hofmann 6'0" 198 lbs. 1966-06-01 Nickname: Positions: Flanker; Wing; Center; Fullback Experience: Silverbacks; Huns (2003-present) Occupation: Real Estate Consultant Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Spiced Pumpkin Pie Favorite Food: Wurst Favorite song: "Moonlight Sonata," by Beethoven Favorite superhero or supervillain: Wolverine

Jeff Horvath 5'7" 190 lbs. 1973-07-18 Nickname: Position: Coach Experience: Temple University (1991-1995); Blackthorn (1996-1999); Schuykill River (1999-2004); Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Surgical Tech Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar Chocolate Raspberry

Andrew Horwitz 5'11" 175 lbs. 1982-05-07 Nickname: Position: Center Experience: LSU Rugby (2003-2004); Huns (2007-present) Occupation: Game Developer Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar Nutz Over Chocolate

Ken Hudson 5'9" 205 lbs. 1941-11-22 Nickname: Positions: Fly-half; Coach Experience: Multiple Touring Sides; California Scorpions; Lots of 7s and 15s Coaching; Peninsula Ramblers (1966-1971); BATS (1974-1978); San Jose Seahawks (1978-1988); Huns (2007-2009) Occupation: Retired Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® BLOKS™ Chews Lemon Lime

Kregg Hyer 5'11" 185 lbs. 1969-11-22 Nickname: Positions: Wing; Fullback Experience: Colorado School of Mines (1992); DARC (1992-1999); Denver Harlequins (1999-2002); Huns (2002-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Iced Gingerbread Favorite superhero or supervillain: Powdered Toast Man Interesting Fact: Can wear a woman's ass like a hat.

Arnie Jones 6'4.5" 225 lbs. 1980-08-28 Nickname: Positions: Number 8 Experience: Bend Roughriders; Loggers; South Canterbury Rep Side; SOU Rugby; Temuka Magpies; Grizzlies; Huns (2008-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Mojo™ Honey Roasted Peanut

Jeff Kallman 1963-08-26 Nickname: Ironhead Position: Experience: Huns (1995-1998); Silverbacks (1998-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® BLOKS™ Chews Margarita

James Karp 5'10" 230 lbs. 1985-03-11 Nickname: Position: Prop Experience: Huns (2007-present) Occupation: Bug murderer Favorite Osmond: He says it's Marie, but it's probably Donny Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Kid Organic Twisted Fruit™ Grape

Cory Kennedy 6'2" 212 lbs. 1979-02-28 Nickname: Position: Experience: Washington Rugby (2003-2006); Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Political and Government Affairs Consultant Favorite Osmond: Jimmy Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Banana Nut Bread

John Key 5'6" 160 lbs. 1981-07-11 Nickname: Position: Scrum-half Experience: Texas State (2000-2005); Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Physical Therapist Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Builder's™ Cookies n Cream

Tom Kinney 1972-06-23 Nickname: TK Positions: Lock; Flanker; Number 8; Fly-half; Center; Fullback Experience: Pensacola Pink Flamingos (1992-1993); Huns (1999-present) Occupation: Chemist Favorite Osmond: Donny Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Banana Nut Bread Favorite song: "Physical," by Olivia Newton-John Looks kinda like: John McCain

Jim Kirkland 6'0" 170 lbs. 1985-12-06 Nickname: Position: Experience: Yuma Rugby (2007-2009); Huns (2010-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® BLOKS™ Chews Orange

Emmanuel Kirunda 5'11" 205 lbs. 1979-07-31 Nickname: Mr. Eko Positions: Flanker; Wing; Center Experience: King's College Budo (1996-1998); Highlands University NM (1998-2000); Lafayette College PA (2000-2004); Santa Fe Santos (2004-2005); Huns (2005-present) Occupation: Civil Engineer Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® Electrolyte Drink Cran Razz

Tito Kohout 5'10" 190 lbs. 1988-07-25 Nickname: Positions: Flanker; Scrum-half; Fly-half Experience: Guilford RFC (2005-2006); Huns (2007-present) Occupation: Student Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Blueberry Crisp

Ty Landry 6'3" 235 lbs. 1966-11-25 Nickname: Position: Experience: LSU Lafayette Baton Rouge (1984-1992); University of Texas (1992-2002); Springfield Rifles (1993-1996); Austin RFC (1997-1998); Austin RFC (2003-2005); Huns (2007-present) Occupation: Professional Favorite Osmond: Donny and Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® BLOKS™ Chews Cola

Tim Lawrence 5'9" 195 lbs. 1961-01-12 Nickname: Position: Experience: Bettws RFC (1976-1987); Huns (2007-2008) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Kid Organic Twisted Fruit™ Tropical Twist

Dustin Leonhart 6'0" 200 lbs. 1982-08-17 Nickname: Casper Snuggles, the kangaroo court attention whore Positions: Scrum-half; Fly-half Experience: Shreveport RFC (2001-2003); Texas State U. (2003-2004); Alamo City RFC (2004-2005); Huns (2006-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Donny Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Builder's™ Chocolate Mint

Benjamin Levario 5'8" 185 lbs. 1981-04-20 Nickname: Position: Wing Experience: Lonestars (2005-2007); Huns (2007-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Donny...no, Marie Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar Choc Peppermint Stik

Rhys Lewis 5'10" 215 lbs. 1974-11-08 Nickname: Positions: Fly-half; Center Experience: Abertllery and Bleana Gwent (1986-1991); Huns (2007-2008) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar Caramel Nut Brownie

Alex Liles 6'1" 175 lbs. 1989-09-29 Nickname: Position: Experience: Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Student Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar Iced Oatmeal Raisin Interesting Fact: He plays rugby because it's the only way to tell the older generation to go to hell.

Frank Luke 6'4" 210 lbs. 1976-08-08 Nickname: The Tank Positions: Prop; Lock Experience: Huns (2003-present) Occupation: Merchant Seaman/Semen Merchant Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Blueberry Crisp Favorite Food: Limes Favorite song: "Faith" by George Michael Interesting Fact: Frank has had a woman in every port, if you know what I mean.

Miguel Luzunaris Nickname: Position: Experience: Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® BLOKS™ Chews Black Cherry

Drew Lyerly 6'0" 180 lbs. 1986-09-02 Nickname: Position: Experience: University of New Mexico (2008); Huns (2010-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Crunchy Peanut Btr

Jules Löchen 5'8" 165 lbs. 1978-10-21 Nickname: Positions: Wing; Center Experience: Stade-Francais (1997-200); Meudoon (2002-present); Huns (2007-2009) Occupation: Engineer Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Cranberry Apple Chry

Wayne March Nickname: Position: Experience: Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Kid Organic Twisted Fruit™ Mixed Berry

Kody Marshall 5'7" 155 lbs. 1983-10-23 Nickname: Position: Experience: Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® BLOKS™ Chews Strawberry

Michael Martin 6'4" 285 lbs. 1978-02-03 Nickname: Positions: Prop; Lock Experience: Texas Tech (1996-1999); Huns (2000-2006); University of Texas (2000); Chicago Something (2006-2008); Huns (2008-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Pear Apple Strudel Favorite song: My name is Michael; I've got a nickle; I've got a nickle, shiny and new. Favorite superhero or supervillain: Grimace Interesting Fact: He had his pick of girls, but unluckily picked a lesbian.Still, he wanted her, and he was going to get her--even if he had to become a girl. Looks kinda like: This guy

Tom Martindale 6'6" 260 lbs. 1980-08-26 Nickname: Positions: Number 8 Experience: Austin Area HS (1998); University of Alabama (2002-2004); St. Edwards (2005); Huns (2008-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Donny Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Mojo™ Mixed Nuts

Nick Martinez 5'10" 205 lbs. 1983-11-16 Nickname: Drumstick Positions: Hooker; Flanker Experience: Huns (2007-present) Occupation: Accountant Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Choc Chip Pnt Crunch

Hector Martos 5'9" 200 lbs. 1976-07-09 Nickname: Position: Flanker Experience: Austin Lonestars; Fort Hood; Caballero Rugby Club - Merida Venezuela; Huns (1998-1999); Huns (2007-2009); Huns (2010-present) Occupation: Vendor Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Blueberry Crisp

Javier Martos 5'8" 153 lbs. 1977-09-19 Nickname: Position: Wing Experience: Lonestars (2006-2007); Huns (2007); Huns (2008-present) Occupation: Student Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Pear Apple Strudel

Michael McGovern 5'10" 190 lbs. 1973-02-12 Nickname: Position: Hooker Experience: UT Grads (2001-2003); Dallas Reds (2004-2005); NYAC B-side (2005-2008); Huns (2008-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® Electrolyte Drink Crisp Apple

Caleb McLain 1974-06-26 Nickname: Gayleb Positions: Flanker; Number 8 Experience: Huns (2000-2004) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Young Donnie Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar Dulce de Leche Favorite superhero or supervillain: The Bronze Age Brawny Man Interesting Fact: He swings both ways...and always way out. Interesting Fact: He's a dune-buggy enthusiast.

Nick Middleton 5'6" 135 lbs. 1985-11-01 Nickname: Position: Wing Experience: Loyola New Orleans (2006-2007); University of Texas (2008-2009); Huns (2010-present) Occupation: Marketing Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® Electrolyte Drink Lemonade

Terrell Modkins 6'2" 210 lbs. 1981-03-10 Nicknames: Cleatass; Pup; Token Position: Wing Experience: Highschool (1999); Huns (2003-present); Exiles (2005-present); El Azul 7s (2007-present) Occupation: Loan Officer Favorite Osmond: Olive Credo: White Power! Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar Chai Tea Favorite song: "Folsom Prison Blues," by Johnny Cash Favorite superhero or supervillain: Black Lightning Looks kinda like: This person

Tom Molden 5'9" 185 lbs. 1965-12-13 Nickname: Positions: Scrum-half; Fly-half; Center Experience: Cranleigh School (UK) (1975-1981); U. Washington (1985-1989); Huns (1998-present) Occupation: Chief Favorite Osmond: Marie Credo: Commit a crime, and the world is made of glass. Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar Lemon Zest Favorite superhero or supervillain: Under Dog Looks kinda like: Aldo Burrows

Gordon Montgomery 6'1" 210 lbs. 1968-11-26 Nickname: EL SID Position: Openside Flanker Experience: Many clubs in the EU and US (1980-2004); Huns (2006-present) Occupation: Web Consultant Favorite Osmond: Donny and Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Mojo™ Dipped Peanut Butter Jelly

Michael Montgomery 6'1" 170 lbs. 1980-07-08 Nickname: Positions: Wing; Fullback Experience: Huns (2006-present); El Azul 7s (2007-present); Exiles (2007-present) Occupation: Land Surveyor Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Mojo™ Mixed Nuts He really said it: Chud: Here comes the "butthole" or the "nutsack." Looks kinda like: Larry Hovis

Nicholas Moore 5'9" 180 lbs. 1990-04-27 Nickname: Position: Experience: Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Student Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Iced Gingerbread

Mark Moran 5'10" 190 lbs. 1980-01-17 Nickname: Position: Experience: Rockhurst HS Jr Blues (1996-1998); Rockhurst University (1997-2000); Loyola and Tulane (2000); Madrid Lions (2002); Huns (2010-present) Occupation: Speech-Language Pathologist Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® Electrolyte Drink Lemonade

Tod Mullin 5'9" 160 lbs. 1987-09-23 Nickname: Position: Experience: Various overseas places (1998-2006); Texas State (2006-2008); Huns (2008-present) Occupation: Student Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® Recovery Drink Mango Orange

Peyton Murray 5'9" 195 lbs. 1968-10-18 Nickname: Position: Experience: Huns (2010-present) Occupation: Project Manager Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® Energy Gel Double Expresso

Chad Nelson 1970-09-02 Nickname: Position: Lock Experience: Huns (1998-2005) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: 16-year-old Marie Credo: Practice is for suckers. Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar Nutz Over Chocolate Favorite superhero or supervillain: John Stamos Interesting Fact: Uses his weight in hair products every month.

Chris Nelson 6'3" 195 lbs. 1987-05-05 Nickname: Position: Experience: Austin Area HS (2004-2005); Asheville Area (2006); Eno River (2009); Huns (2010-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Mojo™ Dipped Peanut Butter Jelly

John Nelson 6'2" 195 lbs. 1987-05-05 Nickname: Position: Experience: AAHS (2004-2006); Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Alan Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar Smores

Russ Newth 5'10" 200 lbs. 1967-09-08 Nickname: The Box Positions: Prop; Flanker; Number 8 Experience: Thunderbird (1992-1994); Huns (1995-2002) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Very 80s Donny and Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® BLOKS™ Chews Mountain Berry

Terry Nixon Nickname: Position: Experience: Huns Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® Energy Gel Apple Pie

Erik Olivarez 5'10" 190 lbs. 1980-10-16 Nickname: Positions: Hooker; Flanker Experience: Huns (2006-present); El Azul 7s (2007-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Builder's™ Chocolate Interesting Fact: He believes that it is his long-term moral commitment to doing sociological research, especially as a feminist male, that enables him to control and repress his emotional feelings about the repulsive nature of the setting he is involved in. Looks kinda like: This guy

Richard Osborn 5'11" 185 lbs. 1963-03-21 Nickname: Oz Positions: Fly-half; Wing; Fullback Experience: Fernden (UK) (1969-1975); Hurstpierpoint (UK) (1975-1981); Huns (1982-1988); Miami RFC (1990-1992); Silverbacks (1997-present); Huns (2002-present) Occupation: CAD Engineer Favorite Osmond: Marie Credo: Let me check with Rocky. Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar Smores

Jason Pearce 5'11" 240 lbs. 1980-05-17 Nickname: Position: Experience: Texas Tech Rugby (1998-2001); Huns (2010-present) Occupation: Environmental Specialist Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Mojo™ Mountain Mix

Juan Peréz 5'8" 175 lbs. 1974-08-16 Nickname: Position: Wing Experience: Huns (2006-present) Occupation: Mason Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Mojo™ Dipped Chocolate Peanut

Zachary Phillips 6'0" 188 lbs. 1985-08-24 Nickname: Position: Wing Experience: USMC; Huns (2010-present) Occupation: Student Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Builder's™ Peanut Butter

Justin Pidgeon 5'10" 170 lbs. 1982-10-26 Nickname: Position: Wing Experience: Norfolk Blues (2006-2007); Blacksburg Black and Blues (2006); Huns (2008-present) Occupation: Architect Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® Energy Gel Apple Pie

Ryan Ploetz 6'3" 200 lbs. 1986-02-13 Nickname: Position: Experience: Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Game Developer Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Builder's™ Cookies n Cream

Derrick Price 5'11" 240 lbs. 1975-06-10 Nickname: Positions: Prop; Flanker Experience: Huns (2007-2008) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Donny Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar Chocolate Raspberry

Mitch Pryor 6'3" 215 lbs. 1969-11-19 Nickname: Positions: Lock; Flanker; Number 8 Experience: SMU (1989-1993); Frederick RFC (1993-1995); Huns (1995-present) Occupation: Robot scientist Favorite Osmond: Wayne Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar Toasted Nut/Cranbry Favorite song: "Okie from Muscogee," by Merle Haggard Favorite superhero or supervillain: AWESOME-O Interesting Fact: Spends 45 minutes of every work day designing a sex robot.

James Puglisi 5'11" 275 lbs. 1962-06-08 Nicknames: Pugs; The Pugilist Position: Prop Experience: Pittsburgh Rugby Club (1986-1991); Santa Barbara Grunion RFC (1996-1998); Allegheny RU (1999-2991); Tri City Barbarians (2002-2003); Huns (2005-present) Occupation: Campus Minister Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® Energy Gel Vanilla

Guillaume Quetier 5'11" 175 lbs. 1978-06-09 Nickname: Memo Position: Wing Experience: Ensais (2000-2001); Huns (2006-2009) Occupation: R&D Engineer Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Mojo™ PeanutButter Pretzel

Leif Raley 5'6" 185 lbs. 1977-09-20 Nickname: Positions: Scrum-half; Fly-half; Wing; Center; Fullback Experience: St. Edward's (1996-2000); Huns (2001-2008) Occupation: Pre-K Teacher Favorite Osmond: Marie Credo: Women love me for one night...and hate me the rest of their lives. Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar Choc Peppermint Stik Favorite Food: Any frosted oat cereal with sweet marshmallow surprises Favorite superhero or supervillain: Lucky

Jonty Rees Nickname: Position: Experience: Huns Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Donny Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® Energy Gel Chocolate Interesting Fact: He lives his life one step up from the gutter and one kiss away from jail.

Jason Reyes 6'0" 205 lbs. 1980-10-13 Nickname: Position: Experience: Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Paramedic Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Builder's™ Peanut Butter

Ross Reynolds 5'11" 200 lbs. 1980-09-07 Nickname: Position: Experience: University of Texas (2000); Huns (2010-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Nectar® Lemon Vanilla Cashew

Patrick Rice 6'0" 200 lbs. 1975-08-10 Nickname: Position: Lock Experience: University of Illinois at Chicago (2004); Huns (2006-present) Occupation: Soldier Favorite Osmond: Donny Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Peanut Toffee Buzz

Sam Rice 6'1" 140 lbs. 1988-11-25 Nickname: Position: Wing Experience: Horsham RUFC (1995-2009); Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar Berry Almond

Joel Richardson 6'2" 182 lbs. 1968-01-28 Nickname: Positions: Wing; Center; Fullback Experience: Huns (1995-1999); Portland Pigs (2001-2004); Huns (2005-2008) Occupation: Mortgage Banker Favorite Osmond: The Osmond Five Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® Energy Gel Mocha

Eric Rivera 6'2" 325+ lbs. 1978-11-12 Nickname: Big E Position: Prop Experience: Huns (2003); Huns (2007-2008) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Kid Organic Twisted Fruit™ Tropical Twist He really said it: Ow! I twisted my "E"!

Toban Robledo 5'6" 170 lbs. 1972-04-12 Nickname: Toobie Positions: Scrum-half; Fullback Experience: NMT (1995-1997); UNM (1997-1998); Santa Fe Santos (1998-1999); ABQ Brujos (1999-2000); San Jose Seahawks (2000-2001); Aptos Beach Dogs (2001-2004); Huns (2004-present) Occupation: Project Manager Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar Cookies N Cream Favorite song: "Short People," by Randy Newman Favorite superhero or supervillain: Stilt Man, because when he can't see over something, he just uses his stilts, then he can see over it. He really said it: "Call me 'Sysco', because I'm the distributor." Interesting Fact: Stunt double for "Short Round" in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Interesting Fact: Toby got a Hummer so everyone would know he has a small penis.

Jason Rogers 5'10" 320 lbs. 1984-07-31 Nickname: Octomom Position: Prop Experience: Huns (2010-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Mojo™ Dipped Chocolate Peanut

Rick Russell 6'2" 200 lbs. 1960-01-07 Nickname: Position: Lock Experience: Huns; Huns (2004) Occupation: Landscaper/irrigator Favorite Osmond: Marie Credo: Hell is a woman. Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar Peanut Butter Cookie

Shawn Rutledge 5'9" 190 lbs. 1962-05-17 Nickname: Position: Flanker Experience: Alamo City (1989-1993); Huns (1993-1997); Huns (2003-2008) Occupation: Attorney/Petroleum Land Man Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar Iced Oatmeal Raisin Favorite superhero or supervillain: The Son of Satan Interesting Fact: Killed Santa Claus cuz Zippy's kid would not stop crying

Jon Samuelson 6'5" 310 lbs. 1977-10-03 Nickname: Sammy Position: Lock Experience: Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Consultant Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Builder's™ Chocolate

Luis Sanchez 5'10" 190 lbs. 1976-11-20 Nickname: Wheezie Positions: Scrum-half; Fly-half; Wing; Center; Fullback Experience: UTEP (1995-1999); Huns (1999-present); Huns 7s (2004-2006); Exiles (2005-present); El Azul 7s (2007-present) Occupation: Tile Favorite Osmond: Marie Credo: Man, my life is just like that song, "El Paso." Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar Berry Almond Favorite Food: Marlboros Favorite song: "El Paso," by Marty Robbins

Phil Santoro 5'11" 165 lbs. 1988-05-25 Nickname: Position: Experience: Jesuit HS (2005-2006); Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Student Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar Lemon Zest

Adam Scheidler 5'4" 160 lbs. 1983-01-13 Nickname: Position: Scrum-half Experience: Beavers 7s (2001-2006); University of Texas (2001-2006); TRU Collegiate Select (2005-2006); Chicago Blaze (2006-2009); Huns (2009-present); Midwest Men Select (2009) Occupation: Web Design and Marketing Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® Energy Gel Mango

Ryan Schoenborn 6'4" 270 lbs. 1984-09-24 Nickname: Ryder Position: Experience: A Tongan club (2008-2009); Huns (2010-present) Occupation: Landscaping (Graphic Design) Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Chocolate Almd Fudge

Mike Sconzo 5'10" 220 lbs. 1979-09-10 Nickname: Position: Experience: TAW (1997-1999); General Whoring (1999-2004); New Mexico Brujos (2004-2008); Huns (2008-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Mojo™ Dipped Fruit and Nut

Bryan Shaw 6'3" 335 lbs. 1986-09-06 Nickname: Positions: Prop; Lock Experience: Texas State (2007-2010); Huns (2010-present) Occupation: Student Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Mojo™ Dipped Peanut Butter Jelly

Chong Shin 5'10" 175 lbs. 1972-04-25 Nickname: Position: Wing Experience: San Antonio RFC (2001-2003); Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Architecture Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar Smores

Dio Siegel 6'1" 175 lbs. 1974-11-21 Nickname: Position: Experience: Cal Tech (1998-2000); MIT (2000-2004); Lions (NYC) (2004-2008); Huns (2008-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® Energy Gel Mocha

Marc Siemes 5'11" 195 lbs. 1973-06-28 Nickname: Dieter Positions: Hooker; Flanker Experience: SWT; Huns (2000-2005) Occupation: President Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar Chocolate Raspberry Favorite Food: Radi Favorite song: "Deutschland Über alles," by the Third Reich Looks kinda like: This guy

John Simmons 6'5" 180 lbs. 1987-10-20 Nickname: Position: Lock Experience: Baylor University (2006-2007); Huns (2007-present) Occupation: Golf Cart Washer Favorite Osmond: Wayne Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Kid Organic ZBaR™ Chocolate Chip

Stephen Slezak 6'0" 225 lbs. 1967-06-20 Nickname: Position: Lock Experience: Huns (2007-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Oatmeal Walnut Raisi He really said it: "Karp's World: Where all the women have penises."

Duncan Smith 5'9" 210 lbs. 1974-11-17 Nickname: Position: Experience: Huns (2010-present) Occupation: DOD Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Nectar® Lemon Vanilla Cashew

Garreth Smith 6'0" 240 lbs. 1986-01-10 Nickname: Position: Experience: AAHS (2004); LSU (2005-2007); Texas State (2007-2009); Huns (2010-present) Occupation: Student Bouncer Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® Energy Gel Chocolate

Nathan Sohadaseni 5'9" 165 lbs. Nickname: Matrix Position: Wing Experience: Plano Senior (2005-2007); Huns (2007-present) Occupation: Retail Student Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar Cookies N Cream

Sebastian Solari Nickname: Sea Bass Positions: Wing; Center Experience: Old Christians Rugby (1985-1995); Huns (2002-2005); West Potomac RFC (2005-2007); Celaya Rugby (2008-present) Occupation: Social Marketing/Marketing Socialism Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: LUNA™ Bar White Choc Macadamia

Adam Staats 6'3" 265 lbs. 1980-04-29 Nickname: Position: Experience: Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Auditor Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® BLOKS™ Chews Black Cherry

Joe Staats 6'0" 162 lbs. 1978-11-19 Nickname: Positions: Scrum-half; Wing Experience: St. Edward's (1999-2001); Trinity College (2000); Huns (2002-2006) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: I go both ways - country and rock and roll. Oh, wait...did you think I meant...? Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Kid Organic ZBaR™ Peanut Butter Favorite Food: It's not exactly food, but I eat a lot of it. Favorite superhero or supervillain: The Vulture Interesting Fact: Bruises like a peach.

Dallen Stanford 1979-05-16 Nickname: Position: Coach Experience: Belmont Shore; Eagles 7s; Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® BLOKS™ Chews Cran-Razz

Albert Suarez 5'6" 165 lbs. 1987-09-30 Nickname: Position: Experience: Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Builder's™ Vanilla Almond

Ross Sutherland 1984-02-06 Nickname: Position: Experience: Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Real Estate Rep Favorite Osmond: Donny Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Apricot

Kirk Tate 6'3" 280 lbs. 1964-06-18 Nickname: Positions: Lock; Coach Experience: Huns (1983-1985); University of Texas (1985-1987); Austin RFC (1989-1998); University of Texas (1998-2001); Huns (2001-present) Occupation: Software Engineer Favorite Osmond: Marie Credo: Leaving the hell of middle-class life may mean no more than entering the hell of mindless, constant sex. Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Kid Organic ZBaR™ Chocolate Brownie Favorite song: That damned "Tight Five" song of his. Favorite superhero or supervillain: Scott Green

Lee Theakston 6'6" 267 lbs. 1991-06-03 Nickname: Position: Lock Experience: Huns (2010); rugby (birth-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Builder's™ Vanilla Almond

Luke Thormann 5'10" 210 lbs. 1977-06-19 Nickname: Position: Center Experience: Colorado State University (1996-2000); Huns 7s (1997); Huns (2007-2009) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Apricot Interesting Fact: Star Wars arrived in theaters on May 25, 1977. Luke was born on June 19 of that year. At the same time, his father changed his own name to "Greedo". He now regrets that, but it's such a pain in the ass to change all his crap.

Mark Traeger 5'9" 173 lbs. 1962-02-17 Nickname: John Position: Flanker Experience: Alamo City (1987-1994); Huns (1994-2000); Silverbacks (1994-present); Huns (2002-2008) Occupation: Man about town Favorite Osmond: Jay, but I hate Alan Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Kid Organic ZBaR™ Chocolate Chip Favorite superhero or supervillain: The Crypt-Keeper

Carlos Tuesta 5'7" 157 lbs. 1979-01-25 Nickname: Positions: Wing; Fullback Experience: Abejas (199-2004); Club Alumni Rugby Peru (2005-2006); Huns (2008-present) Occupation: Bank guy Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Mojo™ Dipped Chocolate Peanut

Tony Valls 6'1" 275 lbs. 1980-04-05 Nickname: Positions: Lock; Number 8 Experience: Anderson Air Base and Okinawa (1998-2001); Huns (2001-2003); Triad Rugby Club (2003-2004); Huns (2004-2009) Occupation: Civil Engineer Favorite Osmond: Wayne Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Kid Organic Twisted Fruit™ Pineapple

Brad Vaughan 6'0" 200 lbs. 1986-01-18 Nickname: Position: Experience: Texas State (2006-2009); Huns (2009-present) Occupation: Student Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Chocolate Chip

Mark Vaughan 5'6" 195 lbs. 1959-04-28 Nickname: Brady Perm Position: Scrum-half Experience: Our Gang (1981-1984); The Woodlands (1984-1989); Houston RFC (1989-1992); Texas (1989-1990); The Woodlands (1992-1994); Texxxas (2001-present); Huns (2007-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Kid Organic ZBaR™ Blueberry

Steve Wanta 5'8" 185 lbs. 1977-08-03 Nickname: Positions: Flanker; Center Experience: University of Minnesota; Seattle Rugby Club; Huns (2002-2004); Huns (2006-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Alan Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® Energy Gel Strawberry

Joe Weis 5'10" 195 lbs. 1968-09-09 Nickname: Scuba Positions: Hooker; Flanker Experience: Huns (1992-present) Occupation: Logistics Manager Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Kid Organic ZBaR™ Honey Graham Favorite Food: Tequila Favorite superhero or supervillain: Flippa Dippa

Brian Welborn 6'4" 210 lbs. 1982-05-12 Nickname: Positions: Lock; Center Experience: Huns (2008-present) Occupation: Construction Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® BLOKS™ Chews Cran-Razz

Craig Welborn 6'4" 215 lbs. 1982-05-12 Nickname: Position: Lock Experience: Austin Area HS (2001); Huns (2008-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® Electrolyte Drink Cran Razz

James Whitney 6'1" 190 lbs. 1981-12-24 Nickname: Position: Experience: Uni Tubingen 7s (2005); Sacramento RFC (2006); Huns (2008-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Choc Chip Pnt Crunch

Kenneth Wilson 6'3" 240 lbs. 1978-05-25 Nickname: Private Pyle Positions: Prop; Flanker Experience: Huns (2003-2005) Occupation: Program Specialist Favorite Osmond: It used to be Marie, but now it's Wayne Credo: I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Kid Organic ZBaR™ Blueberry Interesting Fact: Night after night in his hilltop hideaway, he writes new pages for the textbooks on onanism. Interesting Fact: Pyle has been seen with a girl. Looks kinda like: This guy Looks kinda like: This guy Looks kinda like: This guy

Chris Wood 5'9" 190 lbs. 1982-03-16 Nickname: Positions: Wing; Center Experience: Huns (2008-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF® BAR Peanut Toffee Buzz

Radney Wood 5'11" 195 lbs. 1980-05-05 Nickname: Position: Experience: Huns (2008-present) Occupation: Attorney Favorite Osmond: Marie Credo: Shut up and get rad 'cause now it's time to skate or die. Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Builder's™ Chocolate Mint

Evan Woodruff 6'5" 235 lbs. 1975-12-03 Nickname: Position: Lock Experience: St. Edward's (1996-1998); Denton RFC (1999-2002); Sawston RUFC (2002-2003); Huns (2003-present) Occupation: Office Manager Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Kid Organic Twisted Fruit™ Mixed Berry Favorite superhero or supervillain: The Silver Age Brawny Man

Joe Young 6'1" 255 lbs. 1986-12-31 Nickname: Position: Experience: Texas State (2006-2009); Huns (2010-present) Occupation: Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® BLOKS™ Chews Mountain Berry

Matt Zappa 5'8" 220 lbs. 1980-01-04 Nickname: Position: Loosehead Prop Experience: Stephen F. Austin State U. RFC (1999); SWT RFC (2001-2005); Huns (2005-present) Occupation: Environmental Consultant (Project Manager) Favorite Osmond: Marie Favorite Clif Product: CLIF SHOT® Energy Gel Double Expresso

Brent Zipoy 5'10" 220 lbs. 1970-06-01 Nickname: Zippy Positions: Prop; Flanker Experience: Huns (1991-2006); Waitmate (NZ) (2000) Occupation: Beer Salesman Favorite Osmond: Donny Favorite Clif Product: CLIF Kid Organic Twisted Fruit™ Sour Apple Favorite superhero or supervillain: Johnny Bravo Interesting Fact: He sold his soul for a sultry blonde and a private room in hell. Interesting Fact: His wife holds a whip that cuts into his hopes as deeply as into the flesh of his back. Interesting Fact: Zippy swears that he isn't gay.